"Oh the Cleverness of me!" — "Of course, I did nothing." — "Oh, you did a little." — "A little? Goodnight!"

(Source: pauldierdensdick, via justanothercomicgeek)

sassy-brain:

I JUST FOUND COMEDIC GOLD ON A PORN WEBSITE OMFG

I WAS LOOKING UP PORN TO SHOW MY ROOMMATE WHO JAMES DEEN IS AND I FOUND A GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF LIMERICK LARRY AND HE WRITES POEMS ABOUT THE PORN VIDEOS

I CAN’T BREATHE

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thepianoknows:

all i needed to hear.

thepianoknows:

all i needed to hear.

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vixyish:

solarbird:

xgenepositive:

mmmahogany:

#john barrowman is having none of your misogynist bullshit

i love that barrowman’s response also distances him from the contestant
"hahahaha women do laundry right john?  you with me, john?"
"don’t lump me in with you, you fucking martian”

This is what I’m talking about when I keep saying that men have to deny the endorsement. This guy wanted Barrowman’s tacit support or agreement for his sexism, as part of bonding through humour. John went nope.

Bolding mine.

(Source: kaniehtiio, via sweetiepond)

the rawness up close ➝ krikor jabotian s/s 2014

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colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

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tyleroakley:

Cultural icon.

(Source: bennyisherp)

2k13blogger:

does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want

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politico:

#Selfie http://politi.co/1lb4sVy